Dear Global Patriotic Geniuses
I found this communicaiton rather interesting. What is hell, where is it? and how is hell governed? interms of the bio-physical construct or is it a metaphysical world with no specific forms of energy like mass, heat, energy, etc.
If hell is a biophysical construct as this professor at Gerorge Washington University assumed, then ofcourse the naration below is brilliant as the student gave it the energy constuct in all its forms including the ecstassy of sex that declared Oh! God I am coming home!
The real question is where is home?
Please read on this rather interesting university examination bonus question and the only A that was awarded.
What an interesting times we are in!
This is absolutely brilliant!!
The person who wrote this is either a >total genius or completely loopy (amazing how fine that line between >the two can be!!)
The following is supposedly an actual question given on University of >Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the >Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic >(absorbs heat)?>>Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law >(gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some >variant.>>One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we >need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once >a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave.
Therefore, no souls are >leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different >Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state >that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.
Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not >belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to >Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of >souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order >for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls >enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase >until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in >Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you, and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and >has already frozen over.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more>souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being and that all our souls will move there which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God I'm coming."
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A"